Fiction
Hustle or die
When I roll up in a car that costs more than a house, people ask, "Bro, what do you
I make software by day and by night I also make software. Jesus, take the wheel.
Look, it's not that I don't appreciate you stopping by. I love your enthusiasm. But this place is still under construction. We don't even have the permits yet.
As a consolation, I've included a collection of old and new writing below. Think of them as dust-covered fortune cookies. Don't make that face. They're still in the wrapper. Just dust them off, open, and enjoy.